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How To Speak Zombie Book A Guide For The Living
How To Speak Zombie Book A Guide For The Living Quantity in Basket: None
Code: BK225
Price: $14.95
Shipping Weight: 1.00 pounds

6-1/2 x 8 in; 24 pp ; full-color images throughout,
built-in sound module, board book Hardcover.

In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival
lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak
Zombie demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten
while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a
latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested
mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound
module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation
("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and
etiquette of the zombie world, and detailed illustrations
that show the undead doing everything from pumping iron to
dancing the night away. Deeply informative, this handbook
also includes an all-purpose BRAINS button that can be used
in any situation, deadly or otherwise.